Oh the funny things that happen...

I am sure that those of you who have lived with other individuals know that this type of experience often provides you with a lot of information that you otherwise would not have known. Living with Mama Morton and Pastor is no exception. As I mentioned previously, Mama Morton and Pastor are the coolest and funniest people I have ever met, and the crazy part is that they are in their late 70’s. Here are just some of the funny moments that have taken place recently. I hope you enjoy.

1. Some of the teens that come to the church have taken up the trend of wearing their pants really low. I am sure you know what I am talking about. They look like they have had an accident in their pants and they now have to walk in a unique way to keep the pants from falling to the ground. Mama thinks that this looks absolutely ridiculous, so the other day when one of the teens walked by her, she pants him. That’s right, in the middle of church just pulled his pants to the ground and said “If you wanna wear your pants like that, this is what is going to happen.” So now when they see Mama coming, they hike up their pants to their waist.

2. While driving to Miss Betty Lou-Who's place last week, something took place with Mama Morton that I would have expected from a 17-year-old boy. We are waiting at a stop light and this young hot blonde girl in her 20's comes walking down the street. She was wearing this long sun dress, her hair down, sunglasses...and looked very put together. Mama Morton says to me..."Wow, I really like her dress, she looks great." To which I agree, because she did look nice. Then Mama Morton rolls down the window and yells at the girl "You look pretty." The girl does this awkward half stop in the middle of the street, and says..."Um, thank you". At this point I am dying laughing, while also sliding further down in my seat, hoping that all the people walking by don't think I was the one yelling at the hot chick.

3. Mama Morton recently informed me that she would like to get her nose pierced like mine. However, when she asked Pastor, he told her that the only way she could get her nose pierced was if she got one like bulls have so he could drag her around.